More Post-CW Navy from Mare Island

[emike123]

Yes, they are obnoxious, but this is a cry for help.  I need another bucket, my back is sore from all the bending over to pick up fuses (so many if no centercap I just toss them back in the river), and I also need help to keep the Plumber away from my new found dig site as he seems to have satellites tracking my movements. 

Just waiting on the folks from Weston to show up with a big, fat Superfund check for all this hazardous ordnance I've cleared for them.

[Dave the plumber]

   Mike, I don't have satellites tracking you. What I do is put the tail number in the FAA registery for your personal Lear jet which shows current flight plan status and location. Then I contact some of my plumber ' brothers' out there in the sunshine state and they take a triangulation off your GPS in your phone [ since you are calling people and selling the fuzes as you dig them right out of the ground ! ] and from that we can all follow your buying and digging [ digging = typically in people's garages and attics ] adventures.       Here at MW Tracking Cental we have a map of the world mounted on the wall and there sure are alot of thumbtacks all over the deep south from places you have 'struck'. But interestingly - there are no pins in Eastern NC. The people here can't figure this phenonama [ sp. ] out..... but, we have had time to organize and form a militia to protect our relics from the onslaught we know is sure to come !!

[emike123]

Ah, Freud would have had a field day with you. 

Sadly, I am too late -- there already is a guy from Chicago coming to take your munitions away.  I know because I get eMails forwarded every day from Selma Hunter and ETEX telling me this is happening.

[joevann]

I almost forgot about the Schenkls that have created such a fuss!

[emike123]

Now you've done it, Joe.  The Plumber is going to turn all green and go into a frenzy...

[ETEX]

Dave, see what you started.

[John D. Bartleson Jr.]

Mike,
 Are the above Schenkls yours?
John

[emike123]

Yes John they are, but I did not dig them at Mare Island.  Been sitting here freezing my tail off in Illinois all along.

[John D. Bartleson Jr.]

But they did come from Mare Island?   Its 80 here in sunny Florida.
Obnoxious.