Jon, first thing I had to learn when I moved south in '83, was how to drink sweet tea with every meal, everyday, like it or not, and say "y'all". Believe me - I was corrected in what was then a sleepy backwater town.....
so... try not to use the Chicago-ese greeting of "Yo! all" , may I humbly suggest you work on "Y'all ". Maybe practice in front of the mirror !
I Wish you good living in that nice house in the woods you showed me pictures of, and we all would love to see photo's of the new relic room. And of course, since you live closer to me now, y'all come visit !! I'll make up a nice pitcher of sweet tea !