guys, I'm in a bit of a quandary here and I need your opinions. I'll explain why;
My wife and I have a good friend, let's just call her 'Lisa', who has always been interested in my civil war stuff and is fascinated about digging 'treasure' out of the ground metal detecting. She is the one female that when she comes to our house actually looks at my stuff, and wants to know what all I have dug up lately. Rusty chunks and pieces of cannonballs don't really do it for her, but anything from a bullet on up peaks her interest. Well, Lisa got herself a metal detector for Christmas.
Now, it's necessary here to tell a little background about Lisa. Lisa is single. I believe she is about 29 years old. She hails from Texas, has that nice silky Texas drawl. And she is damn proud of her Texas roots, as she has a nice Texas state tattoo on her hip, the one that has the flag colored in it. I've seen her drop her drawers loose to show that tattoo a couple times......
And she is good lookin', my oh my !! Long blonde hair, crystal eyes and proper sized everywhere. She used to be a Maxim model in her past life. A real head turner. Now she is one of the local 'Budweiser girls' at local events and her and I go to a lot of concerts together as she gets free tickets [ of course] . I'm her concert buddy. That's how I have gotten to see that tattoo, because backstage [ of course] she loosens the pants to show any rock star from Texas her tattoo. But she is a good girl, nothing like a groupie.
Lisa lives on Wrightsville Beach. She wants me to show her how to metal detect. Luckily for us, we can look for gold and diamonds [ her favorite ] right on the beach, or trudge off into the woods to look for Civil war relics [ which she finds fascinating ].
She is also a bit of a fashion-ista. And here upon lies my problem, and I need your opinion. She wants me to take her out to buy some camo, clothing because she wants to look the part. My dilemma is do I 'steer' her to buy a nice lightweight camo bikini for beachhunting [ picture that famous photo of Ursula Andress on the beach from James Bond's Dr. No, but with an entrenching tool slung on her hip ! ], or do I get her frumpy camo for digging in the woods [ I will let her know how after being in the woods we need to search each other very, very carefully for chiggers and ticks at the end of the day !! }
And then what should I tell my usual diggin' partner, that we can't go digging anymore and I have someone else now ?? I mean I want to stay friends with him..... what should I do ??!!